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The PopoAs viceroy of the flying city of L'hahn, I feel it is my duty to document the truth behind the incident that will soon destroy our long-lived nation.The Popo
Well, more factually, I tried to order my subordinates to do this, but they refused on the grounds that it would be incriminating. It's easy for THEM to hand wave this, personal security and all, but they haven't got to deal with a Historians itch. If in the distant future there is not a rotting book at the back of some neglected library detailing the TRUTH about what is happening here today, I just know my soul will be roasting in whatever layer of hell normally reserved for people
by ~Mewd
Captain Q and Mewd: Cereal"YOU CALL THIS HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS?"Captain Q and Mewd: Cereal
Captain Q looked down at the cereal bowl, considering it carefully.
"No, I call them cheerios."
First mate Mewd flew into a rage, stomping across the table, he upended a salt shaker and hurled a napkin over the edge of the table. It came drifting back into the first mate's face, sending his arms flailing.
"Mewd, PLEASE calm down," said Captain, hoping to spare the pepper a similiar fate.
"YOU calm down!"
For an instant, the Captain became the very picture of absolute tranquility.
"Now Mewd," Q admonished
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The HotelGretchen's vision came into sharp focus all at once; what she saw overwhelmed her as much as the putrid stink. Dizzy and disoriented, she felt she could faint.The Hotel
The rotting dilapidated foyer of the grand hotel stretched before her. Ancient wallpaper peeled like dead skin off the crumbling walls. Sickly colors of decay blared opressively in the dim light while the crunch of trash and debris was underfoot.
Her mind was foggy and burdened by a fierce headache. She could remember so little about herself beside a few slippery facts that she barely held onto. Eleven years old, she mumbled over and over, desperate to keep fr
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Nature Adventures: The SkitteThe Aryanian skitterbit is perhaps the most dangerous animal to be found anywhere on Earth. In spite of being no larger than a golf ball, and closely resembling one to boot, the skitterbit will instantly expel a deadly cloud of poisonous spores whenever it is frightened, startled, angered, or bored. These spores are instantly fatal when inhaled by any land-dwelling mammals that happen to be within a radius of half a mile of the skitterbit for the better part of an hour.Nature Adventures: The Skitte
Unfortunately, while the skitterbit is in no way an aggressive animal, it is unreasonably easy to startle. Loud noises, sudden movement, physical contact, the wea
by ~Mewd
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I guess what I am really asking is "where might I find a walkthrough" or even just a hint as to what to do next? I'm at my wit's end lol.
-Robert
Your objective is to just get the two golden keys and get to the center room near the beginning. There is one is the center-southern part of the map, guarded by green tiles. The other, I think, is on the table. It's been a while.
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[i]We are who were at war
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No more! No moor!
We cried and tore
the moor until it was
no moor no more. [/i]
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