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Ken WardenThe door buckled under the third kick and Ken Warden burst through the splintering wood like a wild jaguar. With one quick glance he knew that the room was vacant. His arch rival, Richard Cashford, had already escaped with the artifact in hand. Gritting his teeth, he swore that the villain wouldn't get far.Ken Warden
There wasn't a moment to waste: He hurled himself bodily out the east window and fell into the street at a terrible speed. With a loud crunch, he broke his fall on the hood of a Camero automobile parked outside the hotel. He hauled himself out of the twisted ruins of the vehicle and found his secretary waiting for
by ~Mewd
The PopoAs viceroy of the flying city of L'hahn, I feel it is my duty to document the truth behind the incident that will soon destroy our long-lived nation.The Popo
Well, more factually, I tried to order my subordinates to do this, but they refused on the grounds that it would be incriminating. It's easy for THEM to hand wave this, personal security and all, but they haven't got to deal with a Historians itch. If in the distant future there is not a rotting book at the back of some neglected library detailing the TRUTH about what is happening here today, I just know my soul will be roasting in whatever layer of hell normally reserved for people
by ~Mewd
Captain Q and Mewd: Cereal"YOU CALL THIS HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS?"Captain Q and Mewd: Cereal
Captain Q looked down at the cereal bowl, considering it carefully.
"No, I call them cheerios."
First mate Mewd flew into a rage, stomping across the table, he upended a salt shaker and hurled a napkin over the edge of the table. It came drifting back into the first mate's face, sending his arms flailing.
"Mewd, PLEASE calm down," said Captain, hoping to spare the pepper a similiar fate.
"YOU calm down!"
For an instant, the Captain became the very picture of absolute tranquility.
"Now Mewd," Q admonished
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The HotelGretchen's vision came into sharp focus all at once; what she saw overwhelmed her as much as the putrid stink. Dizzy and disoriented, she felt she could faint.The Hotel
The rotting dilapidated foyer of the grand hotel stretched before her. Ancient wallpaper peeled like dead skin off the crumbling walls. Sickly colors of decay blared opressively in the dim light while the crunch of trash and debris was underfoot.
Her mind was foggy and burdened by a fierce headache. She could remember so little about herself beside a few slippery facts that she barely held onto. Eleven years old, she mumbled over and over, desperate to keep fr
by ~Mewd
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Not much else to share right now. That silly project has been eating up all my attention forever. I'm gonna start new stuff now. I just need to decide what to focus on.
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[i]We are who were at war
At war against the moor
No more! No moor!
We cried and tore
the moor until it was
no moor no more. [/i]
It must feel good to get that done, sounds like a lot of work! I'm going to keep my eyes peeled and watch for it on youtube.
If you decide to write more stories, you should post them up here! I'd like to read them!
Have you ever considered writing scripts for television? The Extreme Safety radio drama I found on youtube was very well done. Not that you even need visuals, but cartoons (in general) these days aren't very entertaining. They lack the humor and charm that your writing seems to possess.
Man. I'll try not to take up half your page with my rambling. xD
At any rate, I was wondering what your plans are with your writing, because as your fan, I am interested in knowing so that I may purchase any books you do or watch any screenplays/radio shows you make. I know it's crazy, but I am a big fan. I wasn't even exaggerating about the whole 'hero' thing. xD
Thanks again!
Right now I am working on another radio play that is a little more ambitious than the others. It'll be episodic, and go on for ten segments. Otherwise I just have a bunch of novel and short story ideas that I need to flesh out.
Long term goals are just to get to the point where I can finish projects more speedily. I want to write novels, short stories, scripts and still would like to make a story driven game someday. All of that is well and good but unless I bring it to fruition it's all just fond wishing.
Any job what-so-ever I could land involving creative writing would be amazing, but those appear to be scarce and a highly competitive market.
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[i]We are who were at war
At war against the moor
No more! No moor!
We cried and tore
the moor until it was
no moor no more. [/i]
I know how ridiculously long it takes to complete projects like that. xD And yeah, take your time mastering your craft. I'll continue to follow your work and hope to someday see you publish stuff!
And by the way, I'm so excited for your next radio play! I would ask what it's about, although maybe you don't want to disclose any details. In which case, I am patient.
I've been developing several series, the oldest one reaching a little over a decade. xD However, the plan is to have these published someday. You could write stories for one of the series if you wanted to. But it might take me a few more years to have it ready for that. So if you're interested, the door is totally open there.
Um, also? You doing a story-driven game is something that needs to happen.
Keep it up!
Thank you for being so awesome.
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